Obama Campaign to Girls: Have Sex with Vote for O

This afternoon, the Obama campaign released its latest ad from a celebrity. This one was from Lena Dunham, 26-year-old creator of HBO’s raunchy series Girls. It’s an astoundingly tasteless ad comparing voting for the first time to losing your virginity. Really. And Dunham recommends that if you’re going to have sex – er, vote – for the first time, you should really do it with President Barack Obama. Here’s the transcript:

Your first time shouldn’t be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. It should be with a guy with beautiful … somebody who really cares about and understands women.

A guy who cares about whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control. The consequences are huge. You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq. You don’t want a guy who says, “Oh hey, I’m at the library studying,” when he’s really out not signing the Lilly Ledbetter Act.

Or who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time. It’s a fun game to say, “Who are you voting for?” and they say “I don’t want to tell you,” and you say, “No, who are you voting for,” and they go, “Guess!”

Think about how you want to spend those four years. In college age time, that’s 150 years. Also, it’s super uncool to be out and about and someone says, “Did you vote,” and “No, I didn’t vote, I wasn’t ready.”

My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand. Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman. I went to the polling station and pulled back the curtain. I voted for Barack Obama.

Yes, she just compared sex with voting. And she mocked virgins – “No, I didn’t vote, I wasn’t ready.” And she said that Barack Obama’s the guy she’d rather have sex – er, vote – with. She actually saved herself for Barack Obama (she’s 26) – she could have swiped her V(oting)-card with John Kerry, but he was too limp a candidate, apparently. A real flip-flopper.

So she chose to do it for the first time with Barack Obama, since he “cares about and understands women.” In fact, he understands them so well that he exploits them for insane commercials comparing losing your virginity with voting. Obama has young daughters. But that didn’t stop him from releasing this commercial. Because this is what Obama thinks of your daughters. This is Obama’s official campaign ad. Paid for with his campaign money. Distributed by his campaign. If this ad were any more demeaning to women – who apparently care only about having sex, if you listen to Lena “You Want To Do It” Dunham — it would be produced by Bill Maher and star Bill Clinton.

Oh, wait. That’s Obama’s actual campaign.

First it was Big Bird. Then it was binders. Then it was bayonets. Now it’s about birth control.

According to Barack Obama, this campaign isn’t about the economy. Or foreign policy. It’s about free birth control as advocated by unbelievably wealthy celebrities. If Obama goes any smaller in this campaign, we’re going to need a microscope to find him.

And God knows that women don’t want to have sex – er, vote – with a small candidate. In fact, they might prefer a candidate who provides, say, jobs. Or an economy that’s not a disaster area. Or perhaps consulates full of live ambassadors.

But at least Dunham got one thing right. The folks who vote for Barack Obama want voting without consequences

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Bob Phillips says:

Interesting to hear "alleged" Republicans expressing their "shock" over a tongue in cheek joke actually started by their hero, President Reagan:

"But just as every generation thinks it invented sex, a “first time” joke about voting goes way back to another presidential candidate: Ronald Reagan, less than a week before he ushered in the Republican landslide of 1980.

The Washington Post reported on Nov. 1, 1980, on Reagan’s outreach to blue-collar voters:

What Reagan was trying to do in Illinois, Michigan and Ohio was to harvest usually Democratic blue-collar votes — the consistent target of his personal campaigning in the Great Lakes states. Whenever he is near voters who might possibly be Democrats, Reagan likes to remind them that he came from that side of the political tracks.

On Thursday night, at a working class bar in Bayonne, N.J., Reagan said, “I know what it’s like to pull the Republican lever for the first time, because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.”.

Lindy Clarke Hall says:

Well, I love Obama, but have to agree with Repugs that this is a tasteless, stupid ad. What the hell were they thinking? It may have seemed funny and amusing, to a bunch of twenty-somethings as they put it together, but even as a double-entendre, it's pretty sickening to most everyone else. I find it hard to believe he would truly have watched it and approved it. I hope they pull the ad.

Karl Travis says:

Dear god, is there nothing the obama admin won't do or say.. just when you think you seen the lowest obama can stoop, he goes and adds another rung on the ladder going down. This brings back the secrect service guys who got caught with the hookers, obama was to show up there, wonder how many hookers he would of had if it weren't for them mucking up his sex party.. obama has disrespected the office he holds, begged , borrowed, stole, lied, and now apparently has been found to have played a role in 4 Americans getting killed so he could look good, by trading stevens for a terrorist… My god.. Why isn't obama in prison, awaiting trial for Treason?

Scott Pratt says:

I feel like I'm having sex everyday… Getting fucked by the goverment.

Amy darlin, your still as pretty as ever. Without our constitution and people that will uphold it, unlike mr. Obama, we can not have liberity.

Mary Doctorman-Rapert says:

Looking at her I guess the question is…How desperate are you?

Charles Satterwhite says:

2 Chron. 7:14; Isaiah 5:20

Clyde Price says:

Obama will go to any lengths to get re-elected, no shame.

I like the last paragraph "But at least Dunham got one thing right. The folks who vote for Barack Obama want voting without consequences"

John Gleichweit says:

If voting for Obama is like having sex, then America really got screwed in the last election.